Episode 19 – Stranger Danger (South Park: The Stick of Truth)
After 17 years we were finally given the South Park game we never knew we needed: The Stick of Truth. While we don’t rate games, this is one of the best that we’ve played in a long time. And it has all of the South Park. There’s actually too much South Park cover in one episode, but we covered everything that made us lol. As well as all of the things that crossed lines that we didn’t even know existed.
Seriously, have you ever cleaned a live bat out of a grown man’s ass? Have you ever battled a gigantic zombie Nazi Kardashian fetus? Well, what about battling one of your party members after Morgan Freeman givea you an incredibly detailed back story while the main antagonist just stands there with his balls hanging out for God and everyone to see? No? Never done that? We have. We’ve also learned that while this game was dumped on for being too short, all three of us played it through to the end and we all had different stories to tell.
In other news, Dark Souls II is a game that we will never play. Not because it’s a bad game, but because we suck at really hard games. Titanfall has met with rave reviews, but we worry that it’ll become another franchise that gets run into the ground. There should be a new Tony Hawk game in the works that Dirk wants. Also, Shaq Fu is jocking for a remake, which is the dumbest thing we’ve ever heard. Thanks, internet! We hope you’ve set aside enough time to play the 10 hour South Park episode that is the Stick of Truth, and we hope you enjoy the Warrior, the Thief and Chester the Jew in the 19th episode of the Casual Cowards of Gaming.
Also, congratulations to @ethanfletcher1. You win free stuff, but no one reads these things, so there that is.