We want to start off by saying that we are mourning the passing of Satoru Iwata today and we will all miss him as a part of the video game culture. We know that he contributed so much to our gaming and we hope that he has instilled his values into a company that has been a constant in almost every gamer’s gaming career. Seriousness aside, we’ll get back to our normal nonsense.
Well, here we are again. We’ve have Chester, we have Rian, and we have Dirk. Charles had to go get some scented boobies rubbed all over him, so we’ll forgive him for missing the episode. While we have all been playing Grand Theft Auto V and hooking up with very random, very bossy players online that want to take all of Chester’s money. Chester is looking to cash in by writing a book called “How to make Friends and Ruin Heists” that will sell a million copies until GTA V is no longer relevant. Chester is also deep into playing Ori and the Blind Forest and he is loving it. We’ll shoot you straight with this game and let you know that this game is worth the $20 bucks on Steam, so get your ass over there and pick it up. Also, you’re welcome. Agent’s of Shield gets more airtime as Rian is knuckle deep into season two and is really enjoy it. There is also more Bill Paxton in the old AoS, so that’s always a good thing. We also discussed how Bard marriage is legal know and Rian is tired of being a bottom!!
No Man’s Sky continues to pique our interest, but we’ll have to wait to see what that will bring. We also discussed what a Natural 20 will bring a character’s dong length versus what a Natural 20 would do when rolling your character crank as a weapon, but we don’t know enough about the D&D system to give an educated guess, so well get back to you on that. We also don’t have kind words for Kickstarter, but we’ve been sheep for long enough and we’re tired of been backers for terrible deliveries on various projects. We know that Kickstarter will never go under, but man, we need some better products.
All in all, we had a good time with this episode, so crack a beer, send the kids to bed, and enjoy the Episode 63 of the Casual Cowards of Gaming.